Pffft, I'm the CEO. And the techies are just dying for someone who can road-test this stuff without the complications that come with selling this stuff to civilians.
You'd be surprised how much red tape it actually cuts to give this kind of thing to vigilantes who willingly put their lives on the line on a daily basis before it hits the market. Just, you know. Sign a couple waivers on your way out, and maybe a couple surveys when you get back after your first few nights patrol using the stuff?

And we do have some labs ready for field trip tours if you have any science classes. We've even moved the cat out of my office and into my apartment, so there won't be any... you know. Liabilities there.